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| Sardar And Indian Flag |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| Santa singh goes to a shop to buy Indian flag.The shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag.Santa singh looks at it for a while and says something.What does he say?---Do you have anyother color in this ???tags: urdu birthday joke, birthday wish, Funny Pictures, Gay Jokes, birthday greeting joke, hindi birthday joke, Sick Jokes, joke messae, [...] |
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| Identification of Sardar |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| You can be sure it is a sardarji when somebody:– Sends a fax with a stamp on it.– Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.– Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead,– Boards another bus in extreme hurry and upon seeing it is a 23C cut (’) service, [...] |
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| Lie detector |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says:“I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”.And the machine is silent.The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”.BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.“Allright, 8 hamburgers”.And [...] |
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| Recognizing a Sardar |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.• tries to drown a fish in water.• thinks socialism means partying.• trips over a cordless phone.• takes a [...] |
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| Hidden cameras |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, [...] |
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| Fifteen inches curtain |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| Sardarji enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink [...] |
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| Sardarji in cybercafe |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| Once sardarji entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when sardarji cried out “Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now."Surprised the man asked [...] |
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| Sardarji finds cigarette in his daughter’s room |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| Sardarji finds cigarette in his daughter’s room: OH NO SHE SMOKES…he exclaimsThen finds whisky bottle and again he exclaims,"OH NO SHE DRINKS"…Can you imagine what our Sardarji finds next???A condom!!!tags: Love Jokes, Animal Jokes, Funny joke, cute joke, Stupid Jokes, Hooker Jokes, Funny Jokes, army joke, Friendship joke, lovely joke |
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| One sardar came to Madras |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he [...] |
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| This is how Army policy all begins |
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submitted by mubsher 193 days ago (via lovelyjoke.com) | |
| This is how Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the [...] |
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